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(In extreme cases, simply choosing to study art history when Irvine's son, David, is studying biology, is sufficient grounds for diskvellification.)Angela was nearing 60 and was in her final year of teaching.She was a devout Christian who missed teaching from the Bible.But if he comes from Budapest, with all the anti-Semitism they have there, he must have changed his name. A priest and a rabbi were sharing a compartment on a train. I've made up my mind, I'm divorcing your mother.""It's too painful to talk about it.After a while, the priest put down his book and said to the Rabbi, "I know that in your religion you're not supposed to eat pork... I only called because you're my son, and I thought you should know. I've agonised over it for several days, and I've finally come to a decision.
At the end of the new priest's sermon, a cardinal goes up to congratulate him.
You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David."Then Sarah started to cry.
"Oh mum, as soon as we got back, Isaac started using terrible language.
I really don't want to get into it anymore than this. It will spare me the pain.""No, I don't want you to say anything to her about it. I have an appointment with my Edgware lawyer the day after tomorrow.""Well, all right, I promise. I'll hold off seeing the lawyer until after the Seder. After 6 months of classes, the Rabbi tells Manny, "OK, now you can be a Cohen.""The 2nd envelope contained 10,000 with a note, ‘Please use this for a nice funeral’.
Call your sister in New Jersey and break the news to her. I made Sidney a very dignified funeral and bought all his favourite foods for the shiva, including some fine malt whisky.""Mum, I've decided to go back into the closet.
Can you please help me explain the meaning of my dream?